Jams just started his own blog: http://kirkpatrick.daktarbi.com/ As if anyone would want to read about how difficult savage prison sex is... come on dude, JCC has that covered.

Someone broke my god damned bottle of red wine vinegar last night. I leave work at 4:00 sharp. There is no other way to beat the majority of the god awful Atlanta traffic home. On Friday's I work from home after 1:00, so that said, I avoid most of the bad stuff that happens on the streets. Meanwhile, the children I work with are acting as such. Being a startup company, there are the obligatory assortment of soccer balls and footballs lying around the office, and whenever one has the unfortunate luck of ringing my cube door I take it and stuff it in my top drawer, like a 2nd grade school teacher. Last night, after my depature, someone kicked/threw one so hard as to smash my $2 bottle of vinegar. No note, no evidence, nothing. They cleaned it up and that was that. It took me about two seconds to notice it was missing this morning, and another 20 seconds to sling "goddamn"s and "fucking"s around the early morning crowd to find out who did it. It's the head of the sales/marketing team. Now, had I done something similar to something in their windowed office, I'd have come to work with a fresh new bottle to replace it, and with an apology. I would have done that out of lowly respect for their position and fucking common human decency. What did I get? A cover up. It's just another nail in the coffin for this fucking place for me. As if it needs me to shuffle it off from it's mortal coil... so to speak. I sent a nice nasty Email to the guilty party, got a one line reply, and we shall see if I get a replacement bottle of vinegar. Meanwhile the fucking stopwatch clicks for this shithole.

I updated the Coop comic strip section. It's called the "Comics" section, but since I don't really do any other strips than coop, it's going to just probably become the Coop section. Don't tell Coop though, it would go straight to his head. To be honest, if I could just put someone else in the strip and call it something else, I would, but seriously, no one is that stupid looking. It would ruin the effect.
Here is the updated page. If you're on the Coop mailing list then you've gotten all of this years strips, so nothing is new here, so don't waste your time. If you want on that list for some stupid reason, send an Email to me here.

I'm just wondering if this thing is still working.
If it is then I'll publish something worthwhile.
If not, then screw it.

Just a quick update.
Those racist fagos at JCC.COM decided to take their monthly pissville-style lynching on the road and visit our clean state of Georgia. Check out the story HERE. Pay special attention to how they outline in great detail how they molested their family members "South Carolina style."
-Chris

What happens when you read too much news? What happens when you listen to NPR too much, and read Foxnews.com every two hours? What happens when you are far too aware of what is going on in your world? Let me illustrate with a quick cartoon.





At some point you need to stop constantly bombarding your brain with the worries and the hazards of the world and just stop constantly thinking. Just STOP IT. So I have this giant tube of bubblegum that Bree gave me for Christmas, and I'm chewing gum until I either calm down or I run out of gum.
It's working.
I also went to JCC's white supremacy page and realized that he still hasn't put up pictures from the last public gathering where they read Mein Kampf aloud and drank German beer, and I realized that there is still time for fighting the good fight.
Jeeze.

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

What do rednecks do when they aren't having a hootenanny? They make racist white-supremist handbooks in their county home kitchens and drink whiskey and mooonshine until they sick all over their guts.
Check their party announcement preparation web page out here. Once again, WeH8NotWhites.com stoops to new levels of displaying their debauchery. Anyone feel like protesting this event? We might be able to stop the conception of several brother-sister love children???

In one of the worst display's of racism I have encountered in the past three days JCC of H8U-NotLikeUs.com sent me his 3 minute robot today:

and described it as "He's just old skool gay. Back before aids."
Unbelievable that there are still people like him out there that are so narrow minded and filled with basic animal hatred of that which they do not understand.
Please, for the love of God send him hate mail: me@jchriscampbell.com

Okay, the hippie-art-fags at JCC.com have volunteered to attempt to create a brand new manimal for the guys for their Christmas present. We'll see if they can pull it off. They PROMISED us a walrus manimal, but I'm sure they'll deliver something horrible in tie-dye or whatever, smelling of patchulie and bongwater. Nice going JCC.com, real damn nice.

We had a lot of fun over Thanksgiving with Vicki and the entire Gay clan. The weekend started with what I call the highlight of the entire experience, eating at the Catawba Fish Camp. I somehow located their website, check out the then Governor Bush visiting it. Run George, for the LOVE OF GOD RUN!!!!!!!
Anyhow I got a new FC shirt and ate until I actually was unable to swallow. Not unwilling, just unable. No amount of coaxing could get that 34th piece of fried fish down my esophagus. Anyhow we had a fairly non-confrontational Thanksgiving dinner, and I pretty much once again ate turkey to full capacity. On Friday we shopped a bit and on Saturday we came home just in time to watch our Thrashers re-take the conference lead by beating the Tampa Bay shiteaters. Bree got her new 3rd Jersey and Ihave to admit the thing is badassed.
That's about it.
Remember to go harass that asshole JCC at his innernet website.

I visited the senior Harber house this weekend and had fun painting fairies with my mom. Dad cooked some killer burgers with this new Jack Daniels BBQ sauce that made then just killer.
Anyhow, it was a nice trip, Jack loved exploring the place to death.

In an effort to show his respect to the website JCC from HIPPIEARTFREAK.com has agreed to help pretty up the website. Keep an eye out for his changes.

My enemy JCC called me a "murderer" in so many words on his blob page. BigArtNerd.com
Well let me tell you something mister hippie-art-freak, your threats to harm my dog don't scare me. Step up to the plate JCC, and I'll hockey you so hard you'll wind up in someone else's blob. And it'll probably be some sorority girl like this pathetic chick.

Okay, I finally got it working. And Chris "Stinky" Campbell at JCC.com said I couldn't do it... well, look who's laughing now mister hippie-art-freak. Just LOOK!
Ha hah haa....

This is my first experimental post. Sort of like the first time you drink an entire bottle of Robitussin, you have no idea if it'll "work" or not, and just how "successful" it will be.